Woody Allen is an award-winning American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, and playwright, whose career spans over half a century. (wikipedia)
He was a genius in the performing arts. Quick of wit and an active sense of humor marks his memory through the years. We have compiled a collection of some of his witty, funny but also insightful memorable quotes of all time.
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
Woody Allen
I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
Woody Allen
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.
Woody Allen
